bargel

(BAR-gull) usually used in the plural sense (bargels), an eye or eyes that bulge out of ones head

Cristine's gigantic bargels are staring me down.

by will and charlie December 27, 2008

bargel

(BAR-gull) - n. usually used in the plural sense (bargels), an eye or eyes that bulge out of ones head, similar to those of Cristine

bargeling - v. the act of one's eyes bulging from their head

The english teacher's bargels are very scary as they watch my every move

by Will and Charlie May 22, 2007

bargel

(BAR-gull) usually used in the plural sense (bargels), an eye or eyes that seem to bulge out of ones head

Cristine's gigantic bargels are staring me down.

by Will and Charlie June 22, 2007

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

badgelor

Badgelor is a giant homicidal war badger from the "Mayor of Noobtown" series of Litrpg books. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and delivers presents to everyones' booby trapped houses on the night before Grebthar's day.

Presently, he has teamed up with Jim (hapless noob, riding on the fame of everyone's favorite curious puppy) to kill the betrayer: Charles.

'Badgelor has been patient, or at least as patient as a homicidal badger can be. With the celebration of Grebthar Day, it's finally time to go get Charles! Nothing is going to stop Jim and his companions, not even the signs of the Dark Overlord's return. This adventure could be Windfall's greatest yet, or it could be its absolute downfall.' -- Dungeon of Noobs

by BrainSlugs83 June 27, 2021

Barcelona Nuts

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.

During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.

by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021

Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014