toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

by TWON March 10, 2004

toolshed

A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.

Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.

by BudLiteBrad January 05, 2003

toolshed

1.A place, typically a bar or nightclub, where tools are known to congregate.
2. Any place where there is a high percentage of tools.
3. Any place (bar, nightclub,etc.) that comes highly recommended by a tool.

1.We went to that new club, but it turned out to be just another toolshed.

2. Dave told me about that place, but if he thinks it's cool, it's got to be a toolshed.

by Tankboy November 14, 2005

toolshed

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

by Ron Tacandong May 09, 2014

toolshed

a person who only talks about himself, the money he makes, and the shit that he does. basically he has no regard for anyone else.

jesus, aaron is a toolshed, someone should kick him in the face

by aaron p July 11, 2004

toolshed

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.

That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.

by Theo February 17, 2005

toolshed

A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.

I've had a fun night with my tool, may I now put it away in your toolshed?

by ScottyWI May 10, 2004