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buongiorno un cazzo 

Literally "Good morning a fuck".
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.

See cazzo.
your colleague > "Buongiorno!"
you > "Buongiorno un cazzo"
Related Words
Slang Jon Stewart often uses for the flu or common cold.

Based on the way he pronounces it (tongue-in-cheek Godfather character accent) it's probably the plural form of the Italian word 'bubbone,' a swollen lymph node characteristic of bubonic plague. It probably developed as slang for an infection because bubonic plague is so infectious. Stewart probably picked it up growing up in the NJ/NY area.
"I have the bubons again. It's the second time in three months. Let me say this to anybody out there with children at home: buy an autoclave."

Jon Stewart
The Daily Show
February 22, 2011
Bubons by TDSFan123 March 12, 2011

Bufontaine 

Joe was having a terrible night until he discovered his girl had grown a bufontaine and buried his face in it.
Bufontaine by Freddy Bufontaine January 8, 2011

Bubonic Plague 

Bubonic Plague is a contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which killed a third (50 Millon) of the world's population of Europeans and Asians in the 1430's. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person, a bite of a flea from an infected host, and a bite from an infected rat.It is characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, the formation of buboes, inflamed lymph nodes (around armpits, neck, and groin), pain areas in the abdomen or muscles, coughing blood, the whole body would feel fever, chills, fatigue, or malaise, Gastrointestinal (nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea), and commonly, bleeding, delirium, headache, phlegm, shortness of breath, or swollen and tender lymph node.
Bubonic Plague by TF2 Fan April 1, 2017

budonkadonk 

Kessler's budonkadonk needs its own zip-code.
budonkadonk by barb cochran January 27, 2003

buxom betty 

An older family member from whom one has inherited a large breast size. Usually a grandmother or great-aunt.
"Wow...look at that photo of Grandmom. She was an absolute buxom betty. Guess that's where I got my big boobs from."

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buxom betty by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010