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buttwumpus
n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.
"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"
buttwumpus by Zotmeister August 10, 2008
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buttpumperstein
Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.
Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.
buttpumperstein by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019
buttpumpkin
Noun. 1. An unusually large, solid bowel movement or portion thereof. 2. A person or thing which behaves in a manner reminiscent of an unusually large, solid bowel movement.
"That buttpumpkin got wasted, passed out on my bed and left a massive buttpumpkin in the laundry hamper!"
buttpumpkin by Dr. Ruth Bader Ginsberg September 25, 2003
Butt Pump
A device, generally electric powered, that assists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the rectum. Most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various anal openings. Commercial Series models are found at some rest stops along Interstates to aid constipated travelers.