buttpulp

Toilet paper. Papier hygenique. TP for your bunghole.

"...people fill their hours with pointless chores, such as color-coordinating buttpulp in their bathrooms." - James Lileks

buttpulp by Big Earl May 1, 2003

buttpumperstein 

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

buttpumperstein by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019

buttpumpkin 

Noun. 1. An unusually large, solid bowel movement or portion thereof. 2. A person or thing which behaves in a manner reminiscent of an unusually large, solid bowel movement.

"That buttpumpkin got wasted, passed out on my bed and left a massive buttpumpkin in the laundry hamper!"

buttpumpkin by Dr. Ruth Bader Ginsberg September 25, 2003

butt pulp 

When you have any sort of liquid poop, and there are some solid bits floating around that resemble the pulp in orange juice

After a night of mexican food, I could only manage to excrete butt pulp

butt pulp by Joe BR January 16, 2006

buttpuppet 

Someone who is a complete fucking moron.

My X James is a total buttpuppet.

buttpuppet by Bambi September 12, 2004

Buttpump 

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

Buttpump by Carl August 28, 2003

buttpuppet 

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

buttpuppet by Jim Inman August 23, 2006