buttpuppet 

Someone who is a complete fucking moron.

My X James is a total buttpuppet.

buttpuppet by Bambi September 12, 2004

buttpuppet 

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

buttpuppet by Jim Inman August 23, 2006

butt-puppet 

I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.

Why bother listening to Jack? He's like totally Natalie's butt-puppet.

butt-puppet by Mo Dixley December 28, 2004

BUSHPUPPET 

an ardent BUSH follower;someone that George Bush 1 & 2 controls completely;a clitoris or a penis being manipulated.

Wow Colin Powell is our first black BUSHPUPPET!

BUSHPUPPET by Nat Hawthorne November 19, 2003

butt puppet 

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up their ass controlling their mouth see also ass puppet

Diskin was such a butt puppet for Keagy, his breath smelled like hand lotion.

butt puppet by n6ko January 20, 2003

buttpumperstein 

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

buttpumperstein by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019

buttpepper

1) A burning sensation of the anus regardless of cause, which can be many; diarrhea from spicy foods, anal sex, etc...

2) A person who is elevated in loathesomeness to the next level beyond being a pain in the ass such that now is more of a burning rectal sensation rather than merely a simple pain.

When I had the squirts last night it was a real buttpepper.

Sally had a buttpepper and didn't shit right for a week after the football game party.

Your mother has been a real buttpepper lately.

buttpepper by S Bishop July 9, 2006