buttjump

to suddenly and unexpectedly initiate anal sex

My asshole hurts because I got buttjumped walking home drunk from the casino.

by just one of the homies June 17, 2021

buttwumpus

n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.

"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"

by Zotmeister August 10, 2008

buttpumperstein

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019

buttpumpkin

Noun. 1. An unusually large, solid bowel movement or portion thereof. 2. A person or thing which behaves in a manner reminiscent of an unusually large, solid bowel movement.

"That buttpumpkin got wasted, passed out on my bed and left a massive buttpumpkin in the laundry hamper!"

by Dr. Ruth Bader Ginsberg September 25, 2003

butthump

To unlock a door with a magnetic card lock, without first removing the card from your wallet, or the wallet from your back pocket.

Nobody was around, and I was in a hurry, so I just butthumped the server room door open.

by vertigo23 April 19, 2009

butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

by bullshark April 1, 2008

Buttrumpet

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008