Butthands 

Forget or screw up plans

Matt: remember when I said the concert was on saturday, its actually today.
Caroline: wow, really Butthands that one.

Butthands by Butthands September 5, 2014

Buttpads 

Something that Malu Trevejo wears righteously

Just check her intsagram You will see her buttpads

Buttpads by TeylorAnn October 4, 2017

Butthairs 

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .

Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!

Butthairs by -Braider April 12, 2011

buttanus 

An exclamation of disgust using a contraction of Butt and Anus. Sometimes used as a noun to describe an unsavory fellow. Pronounced like "Bananas".

"That movie was buttanus!"

"That guy is a total buttanus"

buttanus by CappyJmog May 17, 2006

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttpants

Pants or shorts so tight they reveal the shape of the wearer's posterior in provacative detail.

When you first see Ramza in Final Fantasy Tactics, you are at once enthralled by his conspicuous buttpants.

buttpants by Stephanie M. December 14, 2003

Buttaids 

The result of committing repeated faggotry. Even if you have never had gaysex, you will still get Buttaids from the act of faggotry.

A breakthrough in recent research has also proven that it is possible to get the Buttaids from using Vista and Java, which also give the risk of contracting Javaids and Vistaids.

If you contract all three of the said diseases, you will become a Ubuntard.

Buttaids is a serious disease, and cannot be cured. Once you have it, it becomes a part of you forever.

"I has teh Buttaids!"

Buttaids by Longpoke October 1, 2008