Butthairs 

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .

Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!

Butthairs by -Braider April 12, 2011

Butthersia 

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013

butthisface 

a guy who has everything nice BUTT HIS FACE.

hes a butthisface, everythin else is nice.

butthisface by maddyandamanda June 19, 2008

Buttaids 

The result of committing repeated faggotry. Even if you have never had gaysex, you will still get Buttaids from the act of faggotry.

A breakthrough in recent research has also proven that it is possible to get the Buttaids from using Vista and Java, which also give the risk of contracting Javaids and Vistaids.

If you contract all three of the said diseases, you will become a Ubuntard.

Buttaids is a serious disease, and cannot be cured. Once you have it, it becomes a part of you forever.

"I has teh Buttaids!"

Buttaids by Longpoke October 1, 2008

Senator Buttars 

1. The Utah senator, who during an interview confessed that he doesn't mind gays, but doesn't want them shoving it down his throat all the time, or in his kid's face.

2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.

3. See Freudian Slip.

Definition 1:

Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?

Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.

Definition 2:

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?

Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.

Senator Buttars by MNM-G April 28, 2010

butthurst

An uncontrollable love for a tan hairy person

Jack:Kevin did you hear that mike is a butthurst

Kevin:Yes it's because he likes that tan hairy girl what's her name?

Jack:Hailey

butthurst by Yahonk December 17, 2013

butthair 

the hair surrounding your butt

Ewwww...her butthair has dingleberrys on it!!

butthair by Little Foot May 25, 2004