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Butthersia
Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.
Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013
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butthisface by maddyandamanda June 19, 2008
Buttaids
The result of committing repeated faggotry. Even if you have never had gaysex, you will still get Buttaids from the act of faggotry.
A breakthrough in recent research has also proven that it is possible to get the Buttaids from using Vista and Java, which also give the risk of contracting Javaids and Vistaids.
If you contract all three of the said diseases, you will become a Ubuntard.
Buttaids is a serious disease, and cannot be cured. Once you have it, it becomes a part of you forever.
A breakthrough in recent research has also proven that it is possible to get the Buttaids from using Vista and Java, which also give the risk of contracting Javaids and Vistaids.
If you contract all three of the said diseases, you will become a Ubuntard.
Buttaids is a serious disease, and cannot be cured. Once you have it, it becomes a part of you forever.
"I has teh Buttaids!"
Senator Buttars
1. The Utah senator, who during an interview confessed that he doesn't mind gays, but doesn't want them shoving it down his throat all the time, or in his kid's face.
2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.
3. See Freudian Slip.
2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.
3. See Freudian Slip.
Definition 1:
Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?
Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.
Definition 2:
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?
Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.
Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?
Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.
Definition 2:
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?
Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.
Senator Buttars by MNM-G April 28, 2010
butthair
butthair by Little Foot May 25, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.