Butterpush

When someone takes a shit in another person's asshole and pushes it in with their dick (or strap-on).

1. I can't decide if I want a butterpush or a steven creamroller today.

2. DoomCraft just butterpushed Buckwheat and now he's ready to play Mount & Blade.

by Ganjan December 7, 2010

Buttershop

The act of photoshopping one's penis to look larger in a baby photo.

Mike totally buttershopped his picture.

by FortHoney May 7, 2011

buttershots

A magical beverage, derived from butter roots, and wild field grains. Often tasting like buttery heaven. It contains the magical chemical EtOH, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. These powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.

She often sipped on a flask of buttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.

by Akina Loya March 14, 2009

buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes

(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..

by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010

Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.

Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.

by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

Buttcrush

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.
It's also considered a type of pornography.

Hey know any sites with buttcrush videos ?

by ThingsAboutStuff August 4, 2015

butterluscious

A superlative meaning the 'very best' combining butter very smooth, nice, agreeable and luscious - appealling.
It can used to describe desirable women or powder snow.

It snowed 2 feet of butterluscious powder last night!
What an awesome day, the snow was butterluscious.
Check out that hot chick over there, she is butterluscious

by Kraken November 3, 2005