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Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.
Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!
I hate company weather!
Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather
I hate company weather!
Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather
by Kraken August 31, 2014
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"Shame about his accident, paralysed from the neck down, poor guy is a stuffed unit"
"Shame about his accident, paralysed from the neck down, poor guy is a stuffed unit"
by Kraken December 22, 2017
Get the stuffed unit mug.A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants.
Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass"
"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
by Kraken December 29, 2007
Get the keitai banshee mug.A foolish or incompetent person. Originally found on the back of a bus in Japan "Powertard Braking System"
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born
by Kraken November 11, 2008
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A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves.
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
by Kraken July 23, 2008
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