Definitions by Kraken

stuffed unit 

a person who is terminally ill or irreversibly injured in an accident.

"His cancer has spread to his brain, he's a stuffed unit"
"Shame about his accident, paralysed from the neck down, poor guy is a stuffed unit"

stuffed unit by Kraken December 22, 2017

company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.

Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather

company weather by Kraken August 31, 2014

sweat wheel 

A bicycle. A bike. So named as you 'sweat' while using it.

My car broke down last night so I had ride the old sweat wheel to work today.

sweat wheel by Kraken November 11, 2008

powertard

A foolish or incompetent person. Originally found on the back of a bus in Japan "Powertard Braking System"
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born

"Dont be such a powertard all your life"
"Hey powertard, what time are we leaving?"

powertard by Kraken November 11, 2008

cleft 

short for 'clear left'. In countries that drive on the left side of the road, it is what the passenger (who is sitting in the shotgun seat on the left side of the car) says to a the driver to indicate the way in clear from the left and its safe to procede,

Driver " how are we looking?"
Passenger "cleft!"

cleft by Kraken November 11, 2008

vegemite 

A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves.
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'

"what do you think of Anna?"
"Anna? shes vegemite!"

vegemite by Kraken July 23, 2008

pythons 

Large biceps. see guns

Hulk Hogan had 24inch pythons

pythons by Kraken July 18, 2008