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buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes
(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..
buttershoes by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010
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buttershoes

Everything is attractive about the girl... except the shoes
Guy 1: She's hot!
Guy 2: No, she's a buttershoes.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Buttershoes. Everything is hot, but her shoes.
buttershoes by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 5, 2010

Buttershop 

The act of photoshopping one's penis to look larger in a baby photo.
Mike totally buttershopped his picture.
Buttershop by FortHoney May 7, 2011

buttershots

A magical beverage, derived from butter roots, and wild field grains. Often tasting like buttery heaven. It contains the magical chemical EtOH, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. These powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.
She often sipped on a flask of buttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.
buttershots by Akina Loya March 14, 2009

Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
Buttershits by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

buttersness 

similar to nastyness!
Ugly-ness
Nasty-ness
Distgusting-ness
Person 1: coughing every 2 seconds not covering his mouth
Person 2: blad take your buttersness home. Dont be trying to spread your butters germs everywhere.
buttersness by dipz187 December 27, 2011

Buttshoes 

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!
Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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