Definitions by Scrumfis
scrumfis
The sudden realization, mid-thought, that speaking was pointless because nobody is meaningfully listening or it will not matter, producing an immediate internal collapse of motivation to continue.
I was explaining this rad idea I had to my friends when I noticed the glaze on their eyes and had a moment of heartbreaking scrumfis.
Conservant
Conservants (or con-servants) are the type of conservative voter that follows whatever FOX News says they should think, whatever the Q says they should think, basically just a puppet of the loudest most right wing voice in the room. They are almost assuredly referring to everyone else as “sheeple”.
I tried talking sense into Randy after Trump talked shit about McCain but there’s no use, he’s a conservant at this point.
Conservant by Scrumfis July 5, 2022
Buttershits
The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
Buttershits by Scrumfis August 13, 2011