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Buttcrush 

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.

It's also considered a type of pornography.
My Cat Started Having An ButtCrush on My Cookie!
Buttcrush by MayDayMeh July 23, 2018

buttfrustrated 

The state of being uncomfortably agitated as a result of something that conflicts with ones interest. Usually used in a setting where one is agitated by something that is factual or actual, as opposed to the ideal of the one being so frustrated. Likely an evolution of the term 'butthurt' for a similar condition. See also, Asspained.
Wyh so internet hurt
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK

Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life

Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED
buttfrustrated by Satan H. Christ November 5, 2011

Buttershop 

The act of photoshopping one's penis to look larger in a baby photo.
Mike totally buttershopped his picture.
Buttershop by FortHoney May 7, 2011

buttbush 

When your actual asscrack between the two cheeks is intensely hairy.
Girlfriend: "Dude Conor you got one massive Buttbush going on there"
buttbush by Conor Quinn October 9, 2007

buttershots

A magical beverage, derived from butter roots, and wild field grains. Often tasting like buttery heaven. It contains the magical chemical EtOH, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. These powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.
She often sipped on a flask of buttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.
buttershots by Akina Loya March 14, 2009

buttcrust eater

n. (Vulgar) One who practices unclean analingus. See also buttcrust, analingus
She ate his buttcrust and threw up.
buttcrust eater by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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