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Butter Knife

A weapon used to stab someone in the eye.
Peter! Get the butter knife!
Edward went half-blind after an incident involving a butter knife.
Butter Knife by ducksrevil27 June 29, 2020

Butter Knife

"Ghetto Screwdriver"

"Alcoholic drink consisting of cheap vodka and inexpensive orange drink (Sunny Delight, Tampico, Orange Kool Aid)"
"Peanut, bring your daddy a Butter Knife, and use the good Popov in the freezer!"

Butter Knife

A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.
When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
Butter Knife by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017

Butter knife

A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.

Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.

We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:

Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
Butter knife by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

Butter Knife

When you're talking to a boy, and you're hooking up and its something, but not something enough where you can have the "so are we exclusive" talk, but its more than just a one and done type of thing. You don't know if he is hooking up with other people, and you don't know if you want to hookup with other people and you don't know what to say to your friends or his friends and its just so damn confusing!
"Lets go to Breakers Live tonight, I think my butter Knife is there and I want him to see how hot I look"
Butter Knife by Nicole Blue February 18, 2017

BUTTER KNIFE

A Person that is very busy and goes to a lot of events. You usually see him in music or sport events at school. If he’s not on the team he’s in the crowd.
That butter knife kid is all over the place. Everywhere you turn he’s there!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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