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When your doing your girl doggie style. You pull out and cum on her asshole. Then spread it with your dick from ass to pussy and back up
The wife likes getting the butterknife when we have sex!
by Freddyedge7 December 19, 2016
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life ā€“ sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
Iā€™m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, Iā€™m just lying flat.
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A weapon used to stab someone in the eye.
Peter! Get the butter knife!
Edward went half-blind after an incident involving a butter knife.
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by ducksrevil27 June 29, 2020
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"Ghetto Screwdriver"

"Alcoholic drink consisting of cheap vodka and inexpensive orange drink (Sunny Delight, Tampico, Orange Kool Aid)"
"Peanut, bring your daddy a Butter Knife, and use the good Popov in the freezer!"
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A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.
When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
by TARZANSGAL June 27, 2017
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When your toenails grow so long they look like they can spread butter on a slice of toast.
1. "You scratched me with those butter knives while cuddling last night."
2. "Damn girl, you better cut them butter knives before you hurt someone."
3. "Every time I put on my panty hose, my butter knives run right through them."
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A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.

Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.

We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:

Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
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