Definitions by TARZANSGAL

Radical Dickballs 

Aspiring punk rock musicians who are really into anal sex.

When it was their turn to audition for the record company executives, the Radical Dickballs could barely make it onto the stage without wincing in pain from the previous night's anal fest.

Radical Dickballs by TARZANSGAL July 12, 2017

Nose on Exhibition 

Having an over-inflated opinion of one's talent and creativity.

Prince of Tides, Yentl, The Mirror Has Two Faces? All a bunch of Nose on Exhibition vehicles for Barbra Streisand!!

Nose on Exhibition by TARZANSGAL July 12, 2017

Balls Pelsy

A tough guy, gangster, or Mafioso who has a partial facial paralysis, causing his speech to lose its threatening tone.

I know his threat to put my legs in a bucket of cement and dump me in the East River was supposed to scare the shit out of me, but the Balls Pelsy just sounded like my kid brother and I laughed in his face!

Balls Pelsy by TARZANSGAL July 3, 2017

Splooge 

To have explosive diarrhea.

Panic struck midway through my ride on the iconic Cyclone roller coaster at Coney Island, when I realized I had to splooge.

Splooge by TARZANSGAL July 3, 2017

Butter Knife

A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.

When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.

Butter Knife by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017

Trump 

A lying, egomaniac bully with a very large rump.

No sooner had he finished berating me, Donald sat on his bike, but seeing his butt cheeks protruding from both sides of the seat only made me laugh at what a trump he really is."

Trump by TARZANSGAL June 27, 2017