Buttsquirrel 

A person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a butt.

Girl that looks like a butt: Oooo, squirrels!!!

Guy: Dude, your a buttsquirrel...

Buttsquirrel by Big_josh84 September 4, 2011

butt squirrel 

dork or ass monkey

Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel

butt squirrel by almo and sass July 14, 2003

butt squirrel 

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

butt squirrel by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011

buttsquire 

A person who thinks they know everything, but actually is very stupid. Usually appearing in fandoms, covens, chatrooms, and even classrooms. You often can't win an argument with a buttsquire.

Buttsquire: "did you know nightshade has medical properties and can cure aids?"
Person: "uh, I don't think that's correct-"
Buttsquire: "REEEEEE"

buttsquire by Sam248/sinister_cat248 May 7, 2020