buttsquire

A person who thinks they know everything, but actually is very stupid. Usually appearing in fandoms, covens, chatrooms, and even classrooms. You often can't win an argument with a buttsquire.

Buttsquire: "did you know nightshade has medical properties and can cure aids?"
Person: "uh, I don't think that's correct-"
Buttsquire: "REEEEEE"

by Sam248/sinister_cat248 May 7, 2020

buttsqueeze

Another word describing Grope Hug and Squeeze the Charmin ,focussing on squeezing anothers ass orbuttcheek.

Dude, i saw a buttsqueeze in a P.D.A. today. Those two should get a room!

by Dragonman September 1, 2008

botsquire

an arrogant, self centred, obnoxious person.
Usually wealthy and white, often found at Private members clubs.

I loathe those Priory botsquires

by Muc Inez December 4, 2009

ButtSquirt

When you have diarrhea and go to pass gas but poo squirts out of your butt.

"Matthew what's that on your pants?"
"Oh that? I went to toot and diarrhea shot out."
"Oh man that's called a ButtSquirt"

by BunnyLumpsss June 4, 2016

Buttsquirrel

A person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a butt.

Girl that looks like a butt: Oooo, squirrels!!!

Guy: Dude, your a buttsquirrel...

by Big_josh84 September 4, 2011

Buttsqueezer

An act of having to hold in a fecal movement when you have to release it, but are too lazy or busy to use the restroom.

Dude, if you have to go take a dump, just go. Don't be a buttsqueezer.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021

Buttsqueeze

The mixture of semen, lube and butt mucous that forms as a result of anal sex.

Alexis was leaking buttsqueeze on her car ride home

by CharlieRomeo November 14, 2021