The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.
Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.
Founded in 1932, Beechcraft is a popular and well-known Wichita-based company that manufactures a variety of aircraft. Popular models include the Bonanza, King Air, Duchess, and Baron, and thousands of each model have been produced over the years.
-Your mom looks like a Beechcraft.
-I just bought an operating manual for the Beechcraft A36 Bonanza for the low price of $125!
-The Beechcraft King Air is a multi-engine fixed-wing aircraft.
-I ran over a kangaroo with my Beechcraft.
-The Beechcraft Baron is rated at 300 horsepower in each engine... just like my dick.
-Hell no, I can't afford a Beechcraft!
The art of going into the wilderness with little to no supplies and improvising to build a shelter, gather food, gather water, and survive. This is also used as a emergency survival situation simulation (E.S.S.S.) simulating an emergency in the middle of nowhere and learning to live off of the land for multiple days. An example of these simulations is the T.V. series Alone.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.