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Bitchcraft
The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.
Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.
Bitchcraft by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009
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bitchcraft
bitchcraft by The Great Rando July 14, 2002
Bitchcraft
Just like Witchcraft: the practice of magic, especially black magic; the use of spells. Bitchcraft is piece of that reference that translates to : things that hoes do.
Bitchcraft by Achumi December 27, 2021
Bitchcraft
Bitchcraft: I paid for it so I can do whatever I want with it and you don't have any right what so ever to worry about it.
Bitchcraft by Archibald Meatpants December 8, 2014
Bitchcraft
Girl 1 - Oh my god, Kelly actually told you that you looked fat in that poncho?!
Girl 2 - Yeah, that chick is skilled in the art of bitchcraft, for sure.
Girl 2 - Yeah, that chick is skilled in the art of bitchcraft, for sure.
Bitchcraft by Uhlissuh December 9, 2012
Bitchcraft
When crafty women get together to create functional art without the interference of man's hungers.
There is no crying at Bitchcraft.
If you are bringing cupcakes, bring a dozen not five.
Bring your balls to Bitchcraft.
There is no crying at Bitchcraft.
If you are bringing cupcakes, bring a dozen not five.
Bring your balls to Bitchcraft.
Me: hey girl? You coming to Bitchcraft tonight?
Fellow bitch: I'll be there and I'm bringing my hot glue and a box of wine.
Fellow bitch: I'll be there and I'm bringing my hot glue and a box of wine.
Bitchcraft by Crafty Bitch April 5, 2016
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