Versed

(ver-ss-ed) Saying someone played against someone/thing

1. Did you see the game where the Patriots versed the Cowboys?
2. He versed the person in the game.

by I_Am_A_Sexy_Beast March 3, 2011

versed

brand name of the prescription drug midazolam. versed is in a class of drugs called benzodiazepines. it is only available in the united states in the form of injection solution and usually only in hospitals. it has an extremely fast onset of action and a very short half life of approximately one hour making it ideal for sedation that has little to no residual hangover effect.

I was so freaked out about having my colonoscopy until they pushed some versed into my i.v. not only will i never worry about having a colonoscopy again, i look forward to it.

by pfoggy October 9, 2011

get versed

An imperative statement usually used in business contexts that implores people to know what they're talking about (particularly in regards to content and trending topics). I think of it as 'get a clue' meets 'know your shit' meets 'get your shinebox' meets 'get fucked'.

The new employee claimed on his CV to be 'Proficient in Market Trends'. Then we got to talking about the Sharing Economy and he'd never heard of Airbnb. I told him to get versed or start looking for a new job.

by TheExpatreneur August 1, 2015

in Versed veritas

Derived from the Latin expression "in vino veritas" (in wine, truth). Describes the truth serum-like affect of Versed on a medical patient.

Dude1: "When the doctor gave me Versed before my surgery I started saying the weirdest things."

Dude2: "In Versed veritas!"

by RobinGoodfellow1 July 30, 2016

Omega Verse

The dark side of {fanfiction...

An AU (Alternate Universe) where there are "Alpha" people and "Beta" people and "Omega" people, etc. In this AU, Omegas go through times of the year/month (depending on what you read) where they are "in heat" like animals. They need to be "knotted"- when an Alpha has sex with them and comes inside them- to feel release from pain. Depending on what you read, the Omega may require this more than once or just once. Alphas cannot resist the smell of an Omega in heat and will try to have sex with them. Betas are very common, Alphas are somewhat rare, and Omegas are rare, making them valuable. In some stories, Omegas are treated like gods because the best sex is with an Omega. In other,s they are treated like animals or slaves, sold, caged, traded, etc.

This genre of smut fanfiction was started in the Supernatural fandom and spread to Anime fandoms like wildfire. Omega verses are most prevalent in Anime fandoms, particularly Fairy Tail, Blue Exorcist, and other, mostly fantasy, Animes. You can still find it in the Supernatural fandom, however.

There is a lot of stigma surrounding omega verses that portray the Omegas as slaves due to themes of rape, sexual violence, and just non-consensual sex in general.

If I were you, I'd stay far, far away.

Person A: "Hey, what's your favorite fanfic trope?"

Person B: "I'm really into the Omega Verse stuff."

Person A: "Oh my god, that's really disturbing!"

Person B: "What can I say? It turns me on."

by Now You Know... July 17, 2019

verged

To be put on the verge of tears, usually out of anger or annoyance.

Ugh why won't my computer work? I'm so verged right now.

by Lintowl April 2, 2020

the verse

the Uiverse as described in the series Firefly created by Joss Whedon

No power in the verse can stop me. (Said by Mal first then Kaylee, but River adopted it after she single-handedly stopped Niska's men from boarding Serenity.)

by gorramreavers December 28, 2005