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Bitchcraft 

The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.
Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.
Bitchcraft by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009
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beechcraft 

Founded in 1932, Beechcraft is a popular and well-known Wichita-based company that manufactures a variety of aircraft. Popular models include the Bonanza, King Air, Duchess, and Baron, and thousands of each model have been produced over the years.
-Your mom looks like a Beechcraft.
-I just bought an operating manual for the Beechcraft A36 Bonanza for the low price of $125!
-The Beechcraft King Air is a multi-engine fixed-wing aircraft.
-I ran over a kangaroo with my Beechcraft.
-The Beechcraft Baron is rated at 300 horsepower in each engine... just like my dick.
-Hell no, I can't afford a Beechcraft!
beechcraft by Capt. Poopies February 14, 2008

bitchcraft 

The art of being a bitch.
Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.
bitchcraft by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Bitchcraft 

Just like Witchcraft: the practice of magic, especially black magic; the use of spells. Bitchcraft is piece of that reference that translates to : things that hoes do.
Hoes in their regular form: I'm in the middle of a Bitchcraft. I'll call you later.
Bitchcraft by Achumi December 27, 2021

Bitchcraft 

The art of pissing someone off by using the truth.
Bitchcraft: I paid for it so I can do whatever I want with it and you don't have any right what so ever to worry about it.
Bitchcraft by Archibald Meatpants December 8, 2014

Bitchcraft 

The art of making people's lives miserable by being a snatch all the time.
Girl 1 - Oh my god, Kelly actually told you that you looked fat in that poncho?!

Girl 2 - Yeah, that chick is skilled in the art of bitchcraft, for sure.
Bitchcraft by Uhlissuh December 9, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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