buttcraft

The subtle art of shaping one's behind through rigorous, routine exercise.

"Have you met Jesstasia?"
"I think so. The girl with a really nice ass?"
"Yeah. She a master of buttcraft."

by microjimmy March 1, 2015

Buttcrap

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.

Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!

by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

Buttcrap

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.

Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!

by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

Buttscratcher

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

by Chris000 January 17, 2008