buttcraft
"Have you met Jesstasia?"
"I think so. The girl with a really nice ass?"
"Yeah. She a master of buttcraft."
"I think so. The girl with a really nice ass?"
"Yeah. She a master of buttcraft."
buttcraft by microjimmy March 1, 2015
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Buttcrap
The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021
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Buttcrap
The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021
Buttscratcher
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009
buttcrack coolidge
Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.
Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.
Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.
Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.
buttcrack coolidge by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017
Buttcrack of dawn
Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002
Buttscratcher
A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"
Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"
Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?
Man: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.
Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.
Man 2: Buttscratcher?
Peter: Buttscrather!
Man: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.
Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.
Man 2: Buttscratcher?
Peter: Buttscrather!
Buttscratcher by Chris000 January 17, 2008
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