Burrit-Ho

A Mexican prostitute

I picked up a burrit-ho in Juarez

by Shawn Irvine June 16, 2014

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

burritHO

When a dude and his Ho are rolled up tightly together in a blanket in bed, making a burritHO

John: "Get over here Ho, I'm going to roll us up like a burrito"
Jane: "It's just like you to combine your two favorite things, me and a burrito!"
John: "Yes, I'm making a burritHO"

by GlazeHer December 23, 2013

burrithoe

A cute girl who comes up and sits next to you while you are at Robertos. After some light conversation she eats the burrito you just ordered.

"Hey bro, why are you getting another burrito." Me: "Are you serious. You didn't see that burrithoe?"

by Duke1 March 18, 2016

Horny Burrito

A horny mexican chef

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

by Topless Clown Spanker June 22, 2009

hot burrito dinner

getting a hot burrito thrown at you from moving car

The panhandler's sign read "will work for food" so we threw a hot burrito at him giving him a hot burrito dinner.

by futnucks December 14, 2009

The Horny Burrito

the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.

Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!

by hornyasanything June 21, 2009