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could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do
stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
When a dude and his Ho are rolled up tightly together in a blanket in bed, making a burritHO
John: "Get over here Ho, I'm going to roll us up like a burrito"
Jane: "It's just like you to combine your two favorite things, me and a burrito!"
John: "Yes, I'm making a burritHO"
burritHO by GlazeHer December 23, 2013

burrithoe 

A cute girl who comes up and sits next to you while you are at Robertos. After some light conversation she eats the burrito you just ordered.
"Hey bro, why are you getting another burrito." Me: "Are you serious. You didn't see that burrithoe?"
burrithoe by Duke1 March 18, 2016

Horny Burrito 

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

hot burrito dinner 

getting a hot burrito thrown at you from moving car
The panhandler's sign read "will work for food" so we threw a hot burrito at him giving him a hot burrito dinner.
hot burrito dinner by futnucks December 14, 2009

The Horny Burrito 

the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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