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could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

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a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do
stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
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burritHO

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When a dude and his Ho are rolled up tightly together in a blanket in bed, making a burritHO
John: "Get over here Ho, I'm going to roll us up like a burrito"
Jane: "It's just like you to combine your two favorite things, me and a burrito!"
John: "Yes, I'm making a burritHO"
burritHO by GlazeHer December 23, 2013
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burrithoe 

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A cute girl who comes up and sits next to you while you are at Robertos. After some light conversation she eats the burrito you just ordered.
"Hey bro, why are you getting another burrito." Me: "Are you serious. You didn't see that burrithoe?"
burrithoe by Duke1 March 18, 2016
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Horny Burrito 

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A horny mexican chef
The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.
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hot burrito dinner 

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getting a hot burrito thrown at you from moving car
The panhandler's sign read "will work for food" so we threw a hot burrito at him giving him a hot burrito dinner.
hot burrito dinner by futnucks December 14, 2009
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The Horny Burrito 

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the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!
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