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Juarez

To visit this city, you will need the following:

1. Bulletproof car
2. Lots of guns and ammo
Where you going for the weekend?

I'm going down to Juarez.

Good luck. I hope I see you again.
by Connor johansen December 5, 2012
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Juarez

The fifth biggest city in Mexico, also called J-Town, Juaritoz, etc. Shares a border with El Paso, Texas, and is the place where bored teengers used to go to to get drunk, high and "dance" on weekends. The time it takes to cross to and from Juarez when there's traffic is like 3 hours.
Juarez is currently one of the muder capitals of the world, so even teenagers are scared of crossing the border. 3 thousand people were murdered here in 2010...
a: Hey, did you hear about those teens they killed at a party in Juarez the other weekend?

b: Which one, the one where they killed 19 of them or the one where they only killed 8?

That was an actual conversation I had.
by KiraGirl December 27, 2010
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juarez

Sometimes used as a synonym for "warez."
Hey, I'm looking for a copy of Photoshop, do you think you could hook me up with Señor Juarez?
by Chris Meyer November 7, 2005
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Juarez

Last night was crazy. I totally went to Juarez
by Strayjack May 8, 2023
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Juárez Cartel

The Juárez Cartel is responsible for smuggling tons of narcotics from Mexico into the United States throughout its long and turbulent history, and the group’s intense rivalry with the Sinaloa Cartel helped turn Juárez into one of the most violent places in the world.
Despite recent news reports, the Juárez Cartel remains one of the most powerful criminal organizations in Mexico and the region. Small cells carry out different types of operations ranging from transportation and distribution of drugs; gangs, mostly in the north, act as the enforcement wing and are involved in human trafficking and kidnapping operations.
by Dancing with Fire July 9, 2011
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Juarez Burner

Dipping your testicles in your friends' nacho cheese when they're not looking.
I just gave Nick a Juarez Burner.
by Prouse February 2, 2010
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juarez monkey

A user of pirated software or games.
Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent.
by Paterson December 24, 2004
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