Burgler

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A burgler is a person who makes, eats, distributes, and smuggles hamburgers, especially from McDonalds, and normally after store hours.

My friend Dominic, a burgler who works at McDonalds, delivered McDonalds hamburgers to everybody in the dorm last night.

Burgler by Hero Miles January 19, 2011

Words you can keep

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

burgler blast by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Related Words

Burgler • burgler blast • turd burgler • butt burgler • terd burgler • ass burgler • cum burgler • Ball-burgler • beer burgler • Box Burgler

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

Scat burgler by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

Merge Burgler by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

turd burgler by Kiser August 29, 2003

turd burgler

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

turd burgler by El Roberto August 1, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026