tittyfuck69's definitions

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Cock Art

When your desk partner at school draws dicks on your desk when your not looking to try and get you in trouule.

Stop drawing cock art on my desk dude!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

cock villan

A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.

Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.

Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Don't feed the ginger

something you should absolutely never do.

Sign: Don't Feed The Ginger!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009