Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Milk Massous

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.

Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades

Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"

by tittyfuck69 May 08, 2009

Don't feed the ginger

something you should absolutely never do.

Sign: Don't Feed The Ginger!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Neknomination

An internet/social media trend where one is nominated by a friend to post a video of them drinking large amounts of alcohol usually in a funny, creative, or absurd way. This normally involves the chugging of multiple beers, 26ers, or mickeys. The nominee must complete a challenge within 24 hours of being nominated. Once the challenge is complete the person then nominates three other friends to each complete their own version of a neknomination video, post it online, challenge three more friends, and the cycle continues.

Also referred to as a "neknom"

Guy 1: Dude! Jared nominated you to perform a neknomination!

Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.

by tittyfuck69 February 05, 2014

dirty hot pocket

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.

Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.

by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014