16 definitions by tittyfuck69

Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades

Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"

by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009

Boston Cream

When a guy shoots out a load of cum when he is ejaculating or having sex in Boston

Also known as a doughnut.

(In a hotel room in Boston)
Man: Ohh baby i'm gonna cum!

Woman: Give me that Boston Cream!

by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009

Lurker

When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.

Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!

by tittyfuck69 April 27, 2009

Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

by tittyfuck69 April 27, 2009

Brazillian Fart Porn

The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!

Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

Iceland Lezbo Sex

Two lesbians in Iceland going outside naked so their nipples become cold and as they enlarge they stick them up eachothers assholes followed by uncontrolled fudge packing.

I could see those two chicks having Iceland Lezbo Sex!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009