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burglar
the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.
Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.
burglar by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021
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burglar puss
burglar puss by M to the second power December 19, 2013
burglar's moon
Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
burglar's moon by edjog December 16, 2005
Burglar Wank
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
Burglar Wank by aljazmin November 12, 2021
burglar technique
to dip a pennis in black paint and then intrusively have anal sex through the "back door", anus, of a person
Last night, a man was caught using an agressive burglar technique to rape a young female in the buttocks.
burglar technique by kyle hebbs July 24, 2008
Burglar King
Burger King where everyone steals the food, because its so crappy to buy. No one wants to pay, because its crap for it so they steal it.
Burglar King by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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