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Definitions by aljazmin
Burglar Wank
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Pleasuring yourself to climax
whilst
your
partner
lays asleep next to you
in bed
(in the dark)
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar
wank
last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the
bottom
of my
bollocks
mate
Burglar Wank
by
aljazmin
November 12, 2021
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