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Burglar Wank
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Pleasuring yourself to climax
whilst
your partner
lays
asleep next to you in
bed
(in the dark)
You
won
't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't
even
stir.
Came
from the bottom of my bollocks mate
Burglar Wank
by
aljazmin
November 12, 2021
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