Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
by edjog November 05, 2005
Her thong was so tight, you coudn't miss the ponana.
That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).
That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).
by edjog October 08, 2005
N-ew E-tymology F-or O-ld C-oncepts.
The spurious use of a new acronym which adds nothing to the understandability of a statement, often by a wanker trying to sound clever.
The spurious use of a new acronym which adds nothing to the understandability of a statement, often by a wanker trying to sound clever.
A: "The dinks round here don't want a rehab centre built, fucking nimbys!"
B: "Give the nefoc bullshit a rest!" or "Shut up, you nefoc twat!
B: "Give the nefoc bullshit a rest!" or "Shut up, you nefoc twat!
by edjog October 08, 2005
edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.
by edjog November 06, 2005
Television or TV Set
by edjog October 08, 2005
Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
by edjog December 16, 2005
An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.
Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.
Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.
Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.
Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.
Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."
Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."
Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
by edjog November 05, 2005