edjog's definitions
"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"
by edjog October 8, 2005
Get the a cool sharp onemug. Her thong was so tight, you coudn't miss the ponana.
That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).
That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).
by edjog October 8, 2005
Get the ponanamug. 1. A person who performs fellatio.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
1. (S)He licked and sucked the guy's cock until he nearly fainted with pleasure.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
by edjog October 7, 2005
Get the Cocksuckermug. An audio or video digital sample cut so that it plays continuously without jarring. (Nobody uses analogue tape or film anymore, unless they're into masochism)
Often: "drum loop" ~ a pattern of drum hits which, when combined with a bassline, make a groove. These can be stored as an audio file or MIDI information.
Often: "drum loop" ~ a pattern of drum hits which, when combined with a bassline, make a groove. These can be stored as an audio file or MIDI information.
Mate, that loop's fucked up. It needs to be a coupla milliseconds shorter to fit into the groove. Or make the bassline longer to fit it.
by edjog December 28, 2005
Get the loopmug. A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.
Many immitators but still the best.
Many immitators but still the best.
by edjog December 19, 2005
Get the maglitemug. 1. one who engages in the act of felching.
2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:
3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:
3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
1. You could tell by the shit stains on his chin, he was a fudge muncher.
2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?
3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?
3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
by edjog October 8, 2005
Get the fudge munchermug. a reference to one's actual arsehole (rather than boss/husband/teacher/etc.) used either as a mild reproof or exclamation of disbelief.
"The War Against Terror? My hole, that is."
"You're taking that with you? My hole, you are."
"She never did! My hole!"
"You're taking that with you? My hole, you are."
"She never did! My hole!"
by edjog October 8, 2005
Get the my holemug.