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my hole

a reference to one's actual arsehole (rather than boss/husband/teacher/etc.) used either as a mild reproof or exclamation of disbelief.
"The War Against Terror? My hole, that is."
"You're taking that with you? My hole, you are."
"She never did! My hole!"
by edjog October 8, 2005
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maglite

A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.
Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of spanner are you?
by edjog December 19, 2005
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fudge muncher

1. one who engages in the act of felching.

2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:

3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.
1. You could tell by the shit stains on his chin, he was a fudge muncher.

2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?

3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.
by edjog October 8, 2005
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a cool sharp one

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.
"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"
by edjog October 8, 2005
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infomista

A person engaged in the struggle against goverment/corporate sponsored lies, using information as their weapon.
Micheal Moore, Mark Thomas, many of the contributers to Urban Dictionary: we're all infomista and mate, we will win eventually!
by edjog October 16, 2005
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burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
by edjog December 16, 2005
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radiation box

"Turn the fucking radiation box off will you, it's doing my fucking head in!"
by edjog October 8, 2005
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