bunlap 

noun: the bunlap people are a malasian people who do badass things like drink kava extract and tie vines to their ankles and jump headfirst from platforms jutting out from a tower.

verb: to bunlap; to live as if there is no tomorrow.

noun: Bunlaps on the River, 2006. Where my bunlaps at?

verb: Lets go fucking bunlappin' all up on that river. Who's down?

adj: Drinking a beer at 7 am is bunlappin'.

bunlap by ultra bunlap September 12, 2008

Bunlap 

(to) Bunlap (Bun-Lap)
To get fucked up, all day, all long. Do whatever you wanna do. The men jump from tall pillars built of branch and vine, with vines tied to their ankles, headfirst to a softened bit of earth having the vine break their fall. The men get drunk all day and party and have fun and the women wash the clothes make the food and get drunk too and life it good.

Rabb: "Dude Lydia is the fuckin bunlap queen"
Dave: "Seriousely dude she bunlapped it so hard at Reggae on the River"

Bunlap by Brabs April 20, 2008

bunflapper 

An extraordinarily loud and resonant release of gas.

Was that a big diesel rig downshifting on the highway or did grampa just shit his Depends?

bunflapper by Leon Sphincts August 29, 2003

burlap ting

A derogatory way to insinuate that someone's clothing is not to the highest standard, informally used within the Southern suburbs in England.

"oh yeah bruv, man's got dat burlap ting"

burlap ting by FlameWeaver March 10, 2019

ripping burlap 

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

ripping burlap by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

burlap 

an expression used to pertain to something that cannot be adequately expressed or explained. Also means whatever the user wants that is unspeakable.

I saw the burlap!

I found the burlap in you

I will burlap my way to love.

burlap by bezalel December 13, 2016

Burlap Sack Condom 

When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.

You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.

You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.

She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.

Conversation Held in the basement:

You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"

Burlap Sack Condom by Pollup January 18, 2008