Bumillionaire

Someone whose net worth technically makes them a millionaire, but who still feels broke - usually because they don’t own a home, live in an expensive city, or have most of their money tied up in investments they can’t touch.
A bumillionaire looks rich on paper, but still checks grocery prices.

I’m a bumillionaire

Bumillionaire by Whateverpie January 4, 2026

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

billionaire boys club 

Pharrell's clothing brand, along with ICECREAM.

Wealth is of the heart and mind, not the pocket. - Pharrell's quote used for his Billionaire Boys Club brand.

billionaire boys club by Pharrellsboo April 26, 2015

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.

If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

Samdog Bagillionaire by Redunderoath June 10, 2011

bitillionaire 

To own 1 Million bits - The equivalent of a whole Bitcoin. Or often referred to as the 1/21 Million club.

I became a Bitillionaire today.

bitillionaire by AnalyzerX7 November 9, 2014

drunk billionaire 

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

drunk billionaire by not a db March 17, 2010

Slumdog Billionaire 

1) what everyone associated with Slumdog Millionaire is

2) how most people feel after they watch Slumdog Millionaire

3) what winning 8 oscars did to Slumdog Millionaire

1) These actors were barely known to anyone, but after this, they're all going to be Slumdog Billionaires.

2) After her first time watching Slumdog Millionaire, Tori felt like a Slumdog Billionaire, thankful for her movie choice.

3) I can't believe Warner Brothers rejected this film! couldn't they see they would be making Slumdog Billionaires?

Slumdog Billionaire by Spydi February 23, 2009