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dick bulge 

When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed
Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small
dick bulge by Yolo Boo December 9, 2013
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Back Pocket Bulge 

The bump in the back pants pocket that results from a man having a lot of cash money in his wallet.
Ladies, when it comes to the back pocket bulge, size DOES matter.

You know what they say about big shoes...
He's got a big back pocket bulge
Back Pocket Bulge by notoriousLOG September 17, 2012

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket
Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.
Square Bulge by strikerg September 5, 2018

Bowie bulge 

An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.

Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.
I enjoyed the Cirque du Soleil but some of the guys had some serious Bowie bulge going on.
Bowie bulge by pk20 October 16, 2008

Bulsara Bulge 

Congratulations! You’ve made a search only real Queenies would.
Bulsara Bulge~ the blessing of Freddie Mercury or Farrokh Bulsara ‘s large penis.
This is truly a blessing.
Me: WOAHHHH DUDE LOOK AT FREDDIE’S BULSARA BULGE IN LIVE AID!
Friend: ah shit, here we go again... yes, yes we know Freddie has a large dick.
Bulsara Bulge by malekandmercury August 13, 2019

Dad Bulge 

The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.
My dad bulge is better than your dad bulge.
Dad Bulge by DadBulge June 22, 2011