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Buffet Hips
Buffet Hips by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011
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dick buffet
Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
dick buffet by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016
Buffetalo
Pronounced buff-ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.
Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.
Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong
1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."
2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"
3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."
2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"
3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"
Buffetalo by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013
Buffet Slayer
An individual who consumes, nay attacks, a buffet with the vigorous and unrelenting nature of someone fighting for their very life.
Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.
Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.
Thomas: "Holy Spaghetti Monster, that person must be hungry! Look at her pile up her plate!"
Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"
Thomas: *shrieks in fear*
Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*
Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"
Thomas: *shrieks in fear*
Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*
Buffet Slayer by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011
Buffett bandit
anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.
Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"
Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"
Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"
Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
Buffett bandit by truckintim87 April 3, 2009
Buffeting
Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
Buffeting by darude-meme-storm May 8, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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