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Buffeticide

Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.
Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".
Buffeticide by Laxboo March 5, 2011
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Buffeticide

When you over-eat every day at the Asian Buffet, slowly killing yourself with MSG.
That's the fourth time Larry filled his plate today. He'll be dead in a week, poor bastard. His tombstone will read "Buffeticide".
Buffeticide by Lord of the Backstage. February 26, 2011
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