Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.
Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.


Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)
by Iamsobored123 July 25, 2011
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Buffet is a short and discreet way for saying buttface.
How could you do that to me? You're such a buffet.
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A place where depending on the type of buffet serves a vast amount of food. Usually this food falls under the same food category. There are some buffets that offer varieties of foods and not just one type. Usually those are the ones to go to. There are Chinese buffets, American buffets, Mexican buffets, and many more. Not all people at buffets are fat. I love buffets and I'm no where near fat.
Crappy buffets:Hometown, Golden Corral, cheap Chinese shit holes in my town that are pricey and give food poisoning.

Pricey buffets that are worth it: Sizzler's, Fiesta Buffet(Las Vegas), and usually the ones found in bigger cities.
by Yo5920 July 11, 2008
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1 - Everything

2 - All you can eat

3 - every sexual position, performance, option

4 - all the body parts for a sexual act
His favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.

She enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.

A case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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A slang term in which Buttface is slurred and ends up sounding like Buffet
Person 1: (farts)
Person 2: Get out of my house you buffet!
by Slick Hu$tla January 10, 2009
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A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.
Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
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Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
by Georg Znaeym May 1, 2006
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