Buffet 

Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.

Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)

Buffet by Iamsobored123 July 26, 2011

buffet 

A large group of fat bitches (it is a well known fact that fat bitches always travel in packs).

Yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. Where the fuck are her friends?

buffet by brendogg June 26, 2006

Buffet 

Buffet is a short and discreet way for saying buttface.

How could you do that to me? You're such a buffet.

Buffet by LayJeno March 11, 2019

buffet 

A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.

Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.

buffet by Deluded_or_summat March 25, 2007

buffet 

Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eatin' Together

Hometown Buffet sucks!

buffet by blagguy January 24, 2003

Buffet 

A place where depending on the type of buffet serves a vast amount of food. Usually this food falls under the same food category. There are some buffets that offer varieties of foods and not just one type. Usually those are the ones to go to. There are Chinese buffets, American buffets, Mexican buffets, and many more. Not all people at buffets are fat. I love buffets and I'm no where near fat.

Crappy buffets:Hometown, Golden Corral, cheap Chinese shit holes in my town that are pricey and give food poisoning.

Pricey buffets that are worth it: Sizzler's, Fiesta Buffet(Las Vegas), and usually the ones found in bigger cities.

Buffet by Yo5920 July 6, 2008

Buffet 

1 - Everything

2 - All you can eat

3 - every sexual position, performance, option

4 - all the body parts for a sexual act

His favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.

She enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.

A case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.

Buffet by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009