Buffetalo 

Pronounced buff-ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.

Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong

1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."

2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"

3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"

Buffetalo by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013

Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.

Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.

Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011

Buffalo Squeeze 

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.

"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits

Buffalo Squeeze by comatus September 27, 2011

South Buffalo

Bunch of witchcraft practicing

Rednecks who host opossum
Fights and put onions in their spaghetti .

South buffalo population 100 nuts

And 1 squirrel .

South Buffalo by Blu_leef January 15, 2023

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

Shampoo a buffalo 

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!

When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

Shampoo a buffalo by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Buffalo Black 

The Buffalo Black is a regional phenomenon in the greater Buffalo, NY area where Caucasian women who have orange skin dye their hair pitch black.

She's the cutie over there with the Buffalo Black hair.

Buffalo Black by Tpain88 May 18, 2017