Bruzin

A brother and a cousin, for specific reasons.

They must be from Alabama they keep calling each other Bruzin

by LilYeetus6969 October 25, 2018

Bruzin

Closer than your bro,
It's your brother and cousin

That's Bella, she's cool she's for sure my Bruzin

by The Guid0 June 9, 2025

Bruhzin

(noun): A male first cousin who is more like a brother.

Hey bruhzin...Are we going to rip some lips this weekend and win that bass tournament?

by KVDwannaB August 15, 2012

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

Bruhzinga

The intersection of bruh and bazinga; when something surpasses the bruh moment threshold, and the bruh sound barrier is broken beyond comparison.

David was so cracked at fortnite he had all his opponents like "Bruhzinga."

by Praetorian217 February 27, 2021

Brucing

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

Bruinpied

Not being hired by a company because of controversial material you or some else has published on the Internet.

I need to go through my facebook profile and blog and take down those pictures of me passed out on the kitchen floor so I don't get bruinpied by the Wal*Mart hiring managers.

by ADMe April 28, 2006