Brucing

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

Brucing

The act of a man wearing female attire, in other words cross-dressing. Can be used when your friends are holding their girlfriends purse, sweater, or other embarrassing objects.

Damn, Mike was Brucing it the other day holding that girls purse like that...

by Hellriding April 26, 2015

Brucing

When someone in the party chat goes silent after joining

Dave’s in the party has anyone heard him. No mate he’s brucing

by Da big B4D wolf April 30, 2019

Brucing

The act of "brucing" (to bruce). To hit on, come on to, use cheesy lines to get your end away.

Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.

Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.

by Bananashark August 16, 2010

Brucing

An advanced form of creeping.

Guy1: Hey I was just watching you talk to your friend and-

Guy2: Hey don't be Brucing!

Girl: Yeah that's beyond creep.

by MrPancakes December 12, 2011

Brucing

When somebody thinks that feltching is actually shrimping. The act of mistaking the drinking of seminal fluids from someones anus for a foot fetish.

Grandpa thought it was shrimping when the garden boy drank the jizz from his ass through a bendy straw. Classic case of brucing.

by Bonelessboner July 06, 2010

Brucing

The act of forcibly inserting your fist into a woman's vaginal cavity,in such a manner to draw excitement from said woman.

Give her the BRUUUUUUUCE!"I was brucing a girl last night

by DrJacobie September 21, 2008