Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.
"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"
by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011
When people lie on facebook, twitter or any social network.
falsifying your job, income or things you have done. Post pics of people they've had sex with, but haven't.
falsifying your job, income or things you have done. Post pics of people they've had sex with, but haven't.
Dude is always brucing, he doesn't get any chics.
A person's facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.
A person's facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.
by reece215 July 03, 2011
The act of a man wearing female attire, in other words cross-dressing. Can be used when your friends are holding their girlfriends purse, sweater, or other embarrassing objects.
by Hellriding April 25, 2015
by Da big B4D wolf April 30, 2019
Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.
Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.
Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.
by Bananashark August 16, 2010
Guy1: Hey I was just watching you talk to your friend and-
Guy2: Hey don't be Brucing!
Girl: Yeah that's beyond creep.
Guy2: Hey don't be Brucing!
Girl: Yeah that's beyond creep.
by MrPancakes December 12, 2011
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