bruined
Jake: Dhue, i was raped!!!
Donahue: Go bruins!
Jake: We got bruined with homework from our english teacher.
Donahue: Go bruins!
Jake: We got bruined with homework from our english teacher.
bruined by scooter peyton October 27, 2011
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Bruined
To have a potentially amazing experience or situation completely and utterly ruined by the lugheaded imbecilic bellowing fans of the Boston Bruins (or other Boston related sports franchises i.e. Red Sux, Nü England Patsies or Sellticks); to be crushed with a deep sense of loss and/or trauma as a result of the dimwitted monosyllabic grunting and brash chest thumping incessantly demonstrated by the conceited repugnant Boston sports cult followers indigenous, though in no way exclusive, to the Bostontoxicated Sulfuric Lakes Region of Eastern Massachusetts.
The Eddie Vedder concert in Providence, RI would have been incredible if it wasn't Bruined by all those Boston jackasses.
Bruined by Dr. Catalina Wine Mixer June 29, 2011
Related Words
bruined • brained • Bruised Bananas • Bruised fruit • brained out • Bruised • Bruised Turd • brained my damage • Brined • bruinenberg
Bruised Turd
Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.
"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
Bruised Turd by conquest of turds August 23, 2021
bruised throat
bruised throat by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017
bruised plum
when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
bruised plum by Lee Mo April 6, 2008
Donkey-brained
A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
Donkey-brained by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013
Shit Brained
Getting so Drunk that you forget most of what you did the last time you got drunk, and had shit for brains. hence Shit Brained"
Shit Brained by the Real B-Man April 11, 2010
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