bruined

to be raped or to rape, a rapist is a bruin

Jake: Dhue, i was raped!!!
Donahue: Go bruins!

Jake: We got bruined with homework from our english teacher.

by scooter peyton October 27, 2011

Bruined

To have a potentially amazing experience or situation completely and utterly ruined by the lugheaded imbecilic bellowing fans of the Boston Bruins (or other Boston related sports franchises i.e. Red Sux, Nü England Patsies or Sellticks); to be crushed with a deep sense of loss and/or trauma as a result of the dimwitted monosyllabic grunting and brash chest thumping incessantly demonstrated by the conceited repugnant Boston sports cult followers indigenous, though in no way exclusive, to the Bostontoxicated Sulfuric Lakes Region of Eastern Massachusetts.

The Eddie Vedder concert in Providence, RI would have been incredible if it wasn't Bruined by all those Boston jackasses.

by Dr. Catalina Wine Mixer June 29, 2011

Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013

Shit Brained

Getting so Drunk that you forget most of what you did the last time you got drunk, and had shit for brains. hence Shit Brained"

"boy i got shit brained, i didnt know what the hell i was doing, i think i had sex with a postbox"

by the Real B-Man April 11, 2010