1. The team that killed the interest of bostonians in hockey with constant futility and an owner who might as well be dead for how often he makes appearances.
2. The team that had Ray Borque and Cam Neely on it for many years and managed to win the president's trophy, but still couldn't take home the cup.
3. Save a late 2003 skid the best team in hockey, currently hot as hell, and the future 2004 stanley cup winners, due to some excellent goaltending by Raycroft and three solid offensive lines.

Go Bruins!

Bruins by birdboy2000 February 11, 2004

bruins

bostons hockey team that cant get out of the first round

bruins fan: the bruins went 82-0
bruins fan2: it doesnt matter man they'll be gone in the first round

bruins by piercefor3and1 April 21, 2004

bruins

Shitty poverty ass hockey team named after a dumb bear; gets owned by the panthers every year

jimmy: did you see the bruins game last night?
cole: yeah sam reinhart owns their poverty ass
jackson: guys im gayyyyyyy

bruins by gopanthers333 May 8, 2024

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

Bruins at 1 by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

Bruins Fan

Someone who just found out the Celtics were knocked out of the playoffs.

Sully: Hey Murph, who ahh the Celts playing tonight?

Murph: The fack you talking about, kid? They ain't playin no mowwahh this yeahh.

Sully: So we ahh Bruins fans now? Do they still have Bourque and Neely? Or Bawbby Fackin Owwahh?

Bruins Fan by NawtSully November 21, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026