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A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
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Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.
by simpletroll June 16, 2011
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The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), representing one of the most successful NCAA teams in the nation. A consistently large number of collegiate Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.
A famous Bruin was Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, six-time MVP in basketball.
by Flopsy August 29, 2004
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1. A small dickless bear.
2. A pregnant female bear.
1. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all small dickless bears.
2. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all pregnant female bears.
by SC sucks July 26, 2011
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1. The team that killed the interest of bostonians in hockey with constant futility and an owner who might as well be dead for how often he makes appearances.
2. The team that had Ray Borque and Cam Neely on it for many years and managed to win the president's trophy, but still couldn't take home the cup.
3. Save a late 2003 skid the best team in hockey, currently hot as hell, and the future 2004 stanley cup winners, due to some excellent goaltending by Raycroft and three solid offensive lines.
Go Bruins!
by birdboy2000 February 11, 2004
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