Bruhmbling 

A portmanteau of the words "bruh" and "mumble."

A manner of street-speaking among males that involves heavy use of slang, especially terms of endearment such as "bruh, man(g), homie, etc." but is spoken very fast and with a soft spoken voice, making it sound like mumbled slang terms, especially if alcohol is involved.

"The party was chill until a group of douchebags pulled up completely shitfaced, just bruhmbling to each other about how small their dicks look in their giant pickup trucks.

Bruhmbling by Alienjiz1990 February 5, 2022

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it

She is a bumbling idiot!

bumbling idiot by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

bruhnilingus 

Performing analingus on your best bro.

After a lengthy bout of latently homoerotic horseplay, John found himself getting a mustache ride from his bro, Randy. Said Randy to John as he took a break: “Enjoying that bruhnilingus, bro?”

bruhnilingus by weyus October 24, 2014

Brambling 

The process of a seemingly heterosexual male discovering his sexuality and converting to homosexuality with a strong preference for petite Asian males.

Comment: I can’t believe it. Matt was hanging out with us last week watching football, and now all he can think about are these tiny Asian boys.

Response: I know man, he’s brambling.

Brambling by JShots February 20, 2019

bumbling buffoon 

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

bumbling buffoon by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head

As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica

Bumbling Idiot by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017