weyus's definitions

gaypiphany

The sudden realization that oneself is a homosexual.

After a failed marriage, and a frustrating dating life with several women, Bob had a gaypiphany.

by weyus November 8, 2009

textegesis

1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.

2) The exegesis of text messages.

After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.

by weyus December 9, 2009

shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 5, 2010

shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.

I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.

by weyus August 5, 2010

teasing the Canuck

a synonym for edging - the practice of prolonging orgasm during masturbation. Used only in reference to masturbation involving the male member (e.g. the Canuck)

I had been jerking off for hours, but decided to keep teasing the Canuck until I shot a massive load.

by weyus August 7, 2011

glitterblast

The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.

Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"

Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."

by weyus May 12, 2013

bruhnilingus

Performing analingus on your best bro.

After a lengthy bout of latently homoerotic horseplay, John found himself getting a mustache ride from his bro, Randy. Said Randy to John as he took a break: “Enjoying that bruhnilingus, bro?”

by weyus October 24, 2014