piss sonar

The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.

Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."

by weyus August 20, 2013

shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 05, 2010

digital beanie babies

A synonym for cryptocurrency.

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

by weyus November 10, 2022

Google circle jerk

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.

Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.

by weyus July 22, 2011

glitterblast

The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.

Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"

Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."

by weyus May 12, 2013

errorogenous zone

An area of the body that generates absolutely no sexual arousal of any sort when stimulated.

Dan: Gurllll, I'mma lick yo elbows 'til ya squirt...
Julie: Stop it fool - don't you know the elbow is an errorogenous zone?

by weyus May 17, 2018

bruhnilingus

Performing analingus on your best bro.

After a lengthy bout of latently homoerotic horseplay, John found himself getting a mustache ride from his bro, Randy. Said Randy to John as he took a break: “Enjoying that bruhnilingus, bro?”

by weyus October 24, 2014