Browseer 

The magical being that lives in the icon on your desktop, and tells you everything you need to know in life and lets you do just about anything you need to do!

People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.

Huh? There are tribes in the world that still use the British Imperial measurement system? How am I going to convert feet into big people talk? Oh, I'll just use Browseer!

Browseer by Frantic December 6, 2005

Drone Browser 

An individual who cruises Urban Dictionary, browsing various words or authors and liking or disliking (usually disliking) words, either because they didn’t think of them themselves or because they were added by a particular author. They have appointed themselves as critics of the people who try to increase the content and scope of Urban Dictionary, without making any sort of contribution themselves. These people are drones; each of them nothing more than a self-absorbed waste of space as, for the same effort, they could vote on the inclusion or exclusion of new words and help keep Urban Dictionary functioning efficiently.

“Is there anything more useless than a drone browser?”
“Yes, a spite monkey drone browser.”

Drone Browser by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

browser history 

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.

I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete

browser history by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014

Backseat Browser 

Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

Matt grew increasingly frustrated with Patrick, acting as a Backseat Browser, when he wouldn't stop telling Matt what links he should click on next.

Backseat Browser by YoungKenC February 18, 2009

Tor Browser 

Your best friend when you need to watch porn but you're using your office wifi

Man I wanted to watch porn so I used Tor Browser to bypass the wifi's website blocking

Tor Browser by DesiredApple1 October 3, 2019

My browser history 

porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn and more porn

you: my browser history is pure porn what about yours

My browser history by Crazzy_Gamer278 May 17, 2018

Browser Paralysis

When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.

The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!

Browser Paralysis by genius-girl October 9, 2009