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The magical being that lives in the icon on your desktop, and tells you everything you need to know in life and lets you do just about anything you need to do!
People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.
People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.
Huh? There are tribes in the world that still use the British Imperial measurement system? How am I going to convert feet into big people talk? Oh, I'll just use Browseer!
by Frantic December 6, 2005
Get the Browseer mug.Country determined by God himself to have a right to play in the world cup (despite finishing a measley fifth in their zone), and that no-one in the Oceanic zone should ever be allowed to play even if they never lose a match.
Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.
Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.
Joe Dingbat: Yay! Australia finished top of their zone without ever losing a single match! We're going to the world cup!
Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.
Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.
Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.
Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.
by Frantic December 28, 2005
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"I used to burn dollar bills until I realised that it actually deflated the currency. Now I burn American flags, as long as they are made in China of course."
by Frantic April 13, 2006
Get the American flag mug.Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.
by Frantic June 28, 2007
Get the Crow's fart mug.Any consumer in a market dominated by big business, where the power and control exerted by those companies provides a less than optimal environment for the ability of the consumer to utilise the product or technology.
A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.
A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.
Software connedsumers are increasingly finding that illegal cracks of commercial software, or open source software, is the only choice for hassle free operation without compatability problems and proprietary hinderances.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Connedsumer mug.Fred: I just spent all day compiling my kernel and setting up.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Linsux mug.Phrase, to "crack a fat", to get an erection.
Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.
"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.
Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.
"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.
The teacher wanted me to solve the equation on the blackboard, but I'd cracked a fat (being 15 and all) and was afraid to stand up.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
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