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A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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browncoat
1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.
2) A fan of the series Firefly.
2) A fan of the series Firefly.
browncoat by Major Davis February 27, 2004
Browntooth
Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.
Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
Browntooth by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008
workplace brownout
When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.
workplace brownout by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020
Brockport school
More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
Brockport school by The real definition guy January 19, 2020
Brownout
POO POO PIKER PepeLaugh after he has a brownout