DKRemedy's definitions

phonkle

An uncle who likes phonk music.

My sister is pregnant!!! I'm going to be a phonkle!!!

by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Martiansexual

The act of having sexual intercourse with or being attracted to the alien race.

Dude, that's creepy! You find that alien attractive? You must be martiansexual!!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Rock chalk

A famous sports chant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence KS!

Let's go KU!! Rock Chalk Baby!!!

by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Full Moon Strudel

A sexual act when a person lies on the floor and pulls down their pants, exposing their bare buttocks, and another person ejaculates semen on them.

My buddy mooned me lying down joking, and I did a full moon strudel on him.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021

Filthy Persian

A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval

I gave a girlfriend a filthy Persian after she had gotten her belly button pierced.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021