Brownsort

A black male who speaks like a white person and is very sociable among white women. The white women think that the brownsort is very educated for a black male, and the white women admire the brownsort because unlike other black males, the brownsort isn't constantly trying to rape them. White men also like brownsorts because the brownsorts make good conversation and are amiable.

Girl: DuShawn is my favorite brownsort friend, he always holds the door for me and I can trust him with my problems. Why can't white men be more like brownsorts?

Some famous Brownsorts include:
- Morgan Freeman
- Bernie Mac
- Katt Williams
- Cleveland Brown (from Family Guy)
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
- Samuel Jackson
- Will Smith
- Joe Louis (a 1930's boxer)

by C3PO's Golden Dong December 26, 2010

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

browncoat

1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.

2) A fan of the series Firefly.

Many browncoats have been converted since the cancellation of Firefly.

by Major Davis February 27, 2004

Browntooth

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.

The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.

by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008

Spicy Brownsword

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

by filmbuster September 20, 2014

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.

'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

by Stumper steve May 29, 2009

workplace brownout

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.

Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020