brainportation
The seemingly passive transfer of data and information from your study notes, textbooks, revision aids and manuals to your brain as you sleep at night.
Mark: Nils! How did you ace the last semester's tests?
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!
brainportation by anonymous January 17, 2024
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